Funny Fossil Birthday Card: Sarcastic, Funny Greeting Card

Happy Birthday- You F*ing Fossil. Funny birthday card. Curse word, funny, Handmade greeting card. Sarcastic birthday card. Perfect for friends and family. Hand-lettered. Handmade. Illustrated by me! Envelope included. Blank inside* *Want a custom, hand-lettered message written inside? I can hand-write your custom message inside the card, using colorful gel pens and my unique handwriting. Just check the “personalized” option. Message me for bulk pricing! I can give price cuts on large orders and can accommodate custom requests! PLEASE NOTE: All orders under $15 USD (pretax) ship without tracking when applicable. Looking for other card options? I have plenty of others available! As with all my listings, these are handmade and handwritten! NEED A RUSH ORDER? Message me! Approx 6.6x5”